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Post by St. Aatos on Oct 30, 2005 21:22:49 GMT -5
The purpose of this thread is to write scenarios's about the characters that would rarely if ever happen in the real Silent Hill universe. To start off here's an example by me to get you started.
Heather: Leonard where are you?
Leonard: I am lurking in the darkness!
Heather: Yeah I can tell.
Leonard: I lurk in the dark and stinky places of the tiny crevice of the cave.
Heather: *thinks for a moment* Eew, Leonard come on where are you?
*SUDDENLY LEONARD POPS UP!!*
Leonard: I am a doody!!
Heather: *looks unimpressed* Will good for you. *shoots Leonard dead.* Damn now I can see why Claudia is so messed up.
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Halofarm
Servant Member
The One Who Lurks in Your Memories.
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Post by Halofarm on Nov 3, 2005 13:10:24 GMT -5
Am I allowed to post in her and say "that was fucking hilarious" or do I actually have to add something funny too?
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Post by St. Aatos on Nov 3, 2005 14:41:49 GMT -5
Yes you can say "That was fucking hilarious" though I would be happy if you contributed too.
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Halofarm
Servant Member
The One Who Lurks in Your Memories.
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Post by Halofarm on Nov 4, 2005 8:31:16 GMT -5
Ah, well then, that was fucking hilarious, I wil try my best to come up with one myself too, but I kinda lack creativity, so...................
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Post by robbiekun on Nov 27, 2005 14:57:08 GMT -5
Heather walks into Lakeside Amusement Park and spots one of the Robbie mascots.
Heather: Damn! I forgot my fursuit!
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Post by St. Aatos on Nov 27, 2005 22:29:24 GMT -5
OMG! That was hilarious!!
Richard: *whilst singing and dancing* I come from the land of flowers, I come to bring you peace, hop upon my magic rainbow!
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Post by robbiekun on Nov 28, 2005 3:52:50 GMT -5
Not only is it funny to think that Richard is singing and dancing, but maybe SMILING!? Rofl!
Here's another:
Heather: "Claudia, what's up with the robe?"
Claudia: "I don't have any tampons...."
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Promise
Fetus
Evil has braces(?)
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Post by Promise on Dec 22, 2005 14:31:38 GMT -5
Whee! I'll join in the fun! (During Lisa's death scene) Lisa: Harry...help me...*reaches out to Harry* Harry:*pushes her away* Lisa: *faces starts bleeding like crazy* Harry: Oh my god! Your face is having a period! *runs away* Also: (down in the creamatorium(sounds like a fancy name for an ice cream shop...) of Brookhave Hospital) Heather: *walks by bed number 7* Voice: Heatherrrrrrrrr.... Heather: *looks at the bed, confused* *Corpse on the stretcher sits up quickly* OOOGA BOOGA! Heather: *has a heart attack and diez  * *Corpse is really Vincent hiding under the sheet. That crazy Vincent*Vincent: Oh god, you should have seen your face Heather! It was great! I can't believe you fell for that! Heather? Heather? Uh...Heather? Heather:  |
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Post by St. Aatos on Dec 22, 2005 17:48:38 GMT -5
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Silamai
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Holy Scribe
Silamai dances like a stripper. O_o
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Post by Silamai on Dec 22, 2005 18:58:10 GMT -5
Hee hee hee, those were great. Now all we need is another Crab Battle impersonator.
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Post by St. Aatos on Dec 22, 2005 22:52:04 GMT -5
Harry: Will you know. Cybil. Cheryl isn't biological
Cybil: But, I thought. She was you. Daughter?
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Post by nur ein tier on Feb 17, 2006 19:21:53 GMT -5
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Post by St. Aatos on Feb 23, 2006 12:17:37 GMT -5
*silent hill 3 goes black metal*
*spoilers*
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Heather: Wait aminute, what are those foul creatures, and why are they destroying pagan land?
Claudia: They are here to witness the begining, the rebirth of Astral Frost untouched by mankind.
Heather: What foul blasphemies come from thou tongue?
Claudia: Don't you know? Your power is needed,
Heather: What power does thou speak of, mortal?
Claudia: I am Claudia
Heather: And I am Genocide, so what?
Claudia: You must remember me and your trooself as well. The one who holds the keys to Astral Frost and will lead us through the cosmos with blood stained hands.
Heather: Speak wench! Did thou do this?
Claudia: It was the hand of Odin.
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Post by audity on Jul 29, 2011 13:24:30 GMT -5
Please oh please, someone re-upload these. I got some of them from somewhere else, but not all of them. |
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